Yeah, I think she's scary too, but in a good way. This is Spawn #2, generally referred to as Lucia on the Alecto sites. Why Lucia? Because she was supposed to be a Lucia. Didn't work out. She has a sister. That would be Spawn #3 and we call her Elizabeth which actually is her name, but not the one she uses.
That's Elizabeth and I don't care how much she's grown up, THAT is Elizabeth.
And Spawn #1? What about him? He's Mike. Yes, really, he's Mike.
Also, yes, his face did freeze that way back in 1994 when he was eight. I warned him.
Wait. You didn't come here to look at my kids, did you? You came here looking for another post. Maybe you saved the link, maybe someone gave it to you, or maybe Google coughed up a fur ball. Doesn't matter, what you're looking for isn't here.
That's not true. With the exception of maybe 3 posts since January 2007, EVERYTHING is still here. All you have to do is ask.